twated:

I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out

(Source: mxdgrl)

exit152:

the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles 

studip:

do u ever come across some people who are just SO wrong that you cant even argue with them because the sheer amount of bullshit they are spewing is overwhelming


#the first gif tho #sherlock is just #preparing to be torn a new one #because that’s what always happens #and then it doesn’t and his face just falls and his system stops and #’404 ERROR: does not compute’ #’file name ”compliments” does not exist’ (via i-o-u-a-fall)

(Source: loki-martin)

Never say ‘no’ to adventures. Always say ‘yes,’ otherwise you’ll lead a very dull life.
Ian Fleming (via quotes-shape-us)

penisparker:

is anything more exhausting than a white man with opinions

magic-murder-bag:

disruptedoriginal:

This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask

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guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask

fucking Bryan Cranston.

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Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)